• Matt over at BorkWeb has cleverly written a script that will:

    traverse the ENTIRE internet (regardless of security) and delete everything. We’re talking images, video, text documents, pdfs, security files, EVERYTHING. It took me a while to code, but I believe it will work.

    Since I work in IT, I’m always laughing about the interesting way people put things. We’re always hearing questions phrased in ways that convey the point, but utterly fail to demonstrate a complete understanding of computing technology.

    • “I can’t log onto the Internet… Is the server down?”
    • “Can I download this Internet to my floppy disk?”
    • “How many megahertz is this hard disk drive?”
    • “Can I install the Internet onto this computer?”
    • “Could my computer be clogged up with too many files?”
    • And so on.

    I really like Matt’s script, because it will give people yet another amusing thing to add to this list.

    This entry was posted on Friday, August 19th, 2005 at 10:21 am and is filed under Data and Technology. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
  • 3 Comments

    Take a look at some of the responses we've had to this article.

    1. Aug 19th
      Reply

      How about: “I want to create a ‘new’ internet that piggy backs on the regular internet and uses ‘sub’-domains.”

    2. Aug 19th
      Reply

      That sounds like the thinking of a Canadian to me!

    3. Aug 19th
      Reply

      How about, the page isn’t showing correctly because Internet Explorer doesn’t respect the <br /> tag.

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