Ester Medley of Centralia, Washington Bowls a 244!

Centralia Washington is most known to technical divers as the home of the “Meg hatchery” where the Megalodon rebreather is made. It turns out, however, that it’s also the home of Ester Medley, a Ninety-four-year-old woman who managed to bowl the most impressive score of 244 yesterday.

Now, a bowling score of 244 is impressive no matter how you look at it, but it’s nothing less than astonishing when you conceder the fact that Medley is legally blind!

It takes teamwork though. Since she can’t see directly ahead of her, she depends on her 86-year-old husband to tell her which pins are still standing after she rolls the first ball. Everyone sees something when they close their eyes… I can only imagine Ester Medley sees a bowling alley.

In this impressive game, Medley threw eight strikes at Fairway Lanes in Centralia, and managed the second-highest score of the year for her senior league. Way to go Ester!

James Carville Pouts – Howard Dean Celebrates

James Carville seems to lack the ability to understand that his myopic view of political campaign funding is outdated and wrong. DNC Chairman Howard Dean has always flown in the face critics like Carville by asserting that the DNC should fund Democratic campaigns in all fifty states, and his plan works! Democratic candidates have won a number of unexpected victories in the 2006 election, and we now control both the houses of congress.

James Carville, however, continues to pout and complain. He, along with a couple of other Washington establishment types say that we could have won even more House seats had Dean funneled more money into them.

Well, screw you Carville! Nobody even expected us to win the Senate until a few weeks before the election, and had we followed your idiotic plan for funding campaigns, we wouldn’t have, because we’d have given up on winning in states Like Virginia and Montana long before the election even took place. Apparently Carville and his likes just can’t accept being wrong and learning from those who are smarter than them. After all, it’s idiots like these guys who worked so hard to torpedo Deans Presidential campaign, and run Kerry instead. Yeah, sure… We should listen to them!

For his part, Dean responded in a very cool, calm, professional manner.

Dean:

It was a great win for what I call the new Democratic Party. This is the new Democratic Party. The old Democratic Party is back there in Washington, sometimes they still complain a little bit.